The "A" Team

Detailed bios coming whenever we get round to it...

• Chris Lams (Bandleader, Sax, BV's, Fly fishing and Curries)
• Sam Blue (Male Lead vocal, King of Northern Soul)
• Dottaye Green (Female lead vocal, Spiritual Healer and apprentice Diva)
• Pete Ibbs (Lead Guitar, Zero Tolerance for Silence)
• Jeff "Professor of Slap" Walker (Badass Bass, Bad Jokes)
• Paul Mouradian (Keyboards, Ali G impersonations, Ski bum)
• Stephen "Smiley" Barnard (Drums, Football, Wit)
• John Goodwin (Lead Trumpet, Latin Percussion, BV's, Austin Powers clone)
• Richard Parker (Second Trumpet, Latin Percussion, BV's, wooden sheds a speciality)
• Will "BJ Cabs" Goddard (Trombone, BV's, Tambourine Juggler, Sahara Trek, BJ Cabs)

But of course, sometimes our musicians are booked to do other things, so we could not exist without the wonderful help frequently given by an extensive number of...

Our Wonderful Deps!

• Simon Elledge (drums + latin percussion)
• Martin Simmonds (drums + reckless showmanship)
• Nick Jackson (lead vocal + 80s disco monster)
• we have a long long list here.....one day we'll name names!

Old Scammers
who sometimes make a comeback....

A Royal Scam publicity shot from 1993 or thereabouts
- at least 3 members pictured here are still in the band today! 

Members marked * are in the picture.

•  Chris Dann (vocals, harmonica)
•  * Jules Chevril (vocals)
•  * Pars Evrenos (Lead Guitar, Amplifier on 12)
•  * Robert Wright (vocals and extrovert)
•  * Andy Smith (Trumpet)
•  Mad Bob (drums)
•  * Andy Ross (drums)
•  Dunken Mullett (Male lead vocal, Karate champ) - now legged it to New Zealand!
•  Dave Stubbs  (bass)
•  Prof. Richard (bass) 
•  Adrian Stout (bass)
•  Pierre Lams (bass)
•  Horn players? too many to remember, all professionals!
•  Sorry if you got left off the list.....

Our Sound Dudes, Kings of the Knobs!

• Dave Hutchins (big knob)
• Pete Hutchins (little knob)

Our Disco Man

• Martyn Imhoff (Reflections Disco, Formula 1 fan, White Van Man)

Our Roadies

• Shaun German
• But mostly we shift the stuff ourselves!

Our Photographer

• Julie Cooke and her Gallery

Our Favourite Restaurant

•  The Sundarban Floating Curry House

Our Partners

• Who suffer, mostly in silence
  (in public, at least)...